How to fall in Love ?

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 How to fall in love?

Dig a hole.
Name the hole "Love".
Fall in the hole.
There you go, you've fallen in Love.


I read this somewhere but I don't remember where. It was funny so I posted it. It's kinda cheesy and cringey but it's still funny. 

Thats all for now. Ciao ;)
Still an average teenager hoping for a blissful life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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