11 Funny superstitions you should know.

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  • Breaking glass will hurt your mom. (Now how can glass and mom be related)

  • Making lines with bricks results in your fathers money being wasted. (This is magic)

  • If a black cat crosses your path your day will go bad or you will get sick. (I've seen people stop so that someone else passes that way before they do)

  • Using scissors in air results in your parents having a fight.

  • If your right hand is itching you will get money soon.(Now hands have started predicting when your salary will come)

  • Sneezing when someone is about to do something new is a bad omen.

  • If you jinx something it will never happen.(I think I believe in this one a little bit)

  • If a crow caws over your house you will have guests.(Does a crow have goggles or something that it can see from ahead and warn us?)

  • Iron should not be bought on Saturdays.

  • Cutting nails on Monday,Thursday or Saturday or at night is bad. (How can your nails know what day it is?)

  • Don't wash your hair on Thursdays and Saturdays. (Again how can your hair know what day it is?)
These are most of the superstitions I know. They are funny because they make no sense. This was made for fun. Please don't believe in superstitions. They are not related to logic.

Thats all for now. Ciao;)

Still an average teenager hoping for a blissful life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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